RIP leslie neilsen.

Oh, leslie, the great frank dresbin in the naked gun series, as well as the creepy richard vickers in creepshow,even the quirkey dr.Rumack in airplane! has died this sunday of pneumonia, in a fort lauderdale hospital at the perky age of 84.  yes how sad it is to see a fallen canadian comerad. It ruined my day to know that such a fine individual has fallen ill and passed on, i'd of thought that the fact of his doctor being his nephew that he would have been taken better care of. I'm sure that there's no family turmoil over that cousin, I'm definately sure that they'll not blame him for the death of a public icon/ rich uncle of his...
anyways as you read this i suggest you take off your hats and hire a twelve gun salute for this national hero. may he party in heaven with keith moon, micheal jackson and sharon tate.

anywhere in the world.

if i could travel anywhere in the world, in a split second with the main intention of spending a weekend there, i would probably visit cuba.
i spent a week in cuba and it was great! our resort wasn't a huge fancy one but it was small enough that the people there could actually get to know you. i enjoyed everything about it (excepth the communism); the 20 cent smokes, free legal alchohol (im not much of a drinker but the legal age there is 16 so i was game at the time)
i would probably even stay at the same resort ; club amigo mayanabo. the frinedliest little place in santa  lucia, cuba. Infact I would probably- once again- enjoy free legal alchohol and 20 cent packs of smokes, aswell as the beaches, weather, and the 9:00 shows every night. cuba was great and it was definately the best vacation of my life (so far) i hope one day i will get the chance to revisit the area and enjoy everything there is to enjoy there.

pet peeves...

pet peeves, the wonderful speedbump in an otherwise great day. mine may be common, i f#*%^@# hate lines. lines are the most annoying things to have to deal with. i can be patient and if it is a fast moving line, then so be it. however what really grinds my gears are lines in fast food chain resteraunts like Mc donalds, burger king and most importantly KFC. i cannot count how many times i've been waiting in line for some delectable kentucky fried, when the people in front of me chose that the best time to decide what they want is when they arrive at the till. it always seems that i get the new guy who apparently has never been to a kentucky fried CHICKEN, in his life, "You wanna know what to get? well, theyve got chicken, and you know what else they got? FRIGGIN CHICKEN! MAKE AN ORDER OR GET OUT OF THE FLIPPIN' LINE!!!"

another problem is when your at the gorocerie store simply trying to get a measly box of k.d or something like that and you get stuck behind the old lady who's purchased 600 different items and has a coupon for all of them, "somewhere..." she always says with a chuckle as she searches through her duffelbag of a purse. ORGANIZE YOUR BLOODY COUPONS BEFOREHAND OR GET OUT OF THE FLIPPIN LINE!!!

Even in mcdonalds, the place of purveyence to negotiate on the price of some greasy commestales. the happiest place in the world, for fat people. every time i go to mcdonalds i already know what i want, thats why i go to mcdonalds, "quarter pounder with cheese and large fries, large coke to drink." however most people do not and i have to bear with their undecided swaying, finger twiddling, random sounds of "not knowing what to get" mcdonalds has been around since the '50's, theyve had the same quality meals since then and they are very well advertised, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, YOUR OBVIOUSLY NOT HUNGRY ENOUGH! GET OUT OF THE FLIPPIN' LINE!!!!!

well that felt better to get that load off my chest. phew...