spring time is here!

ye spring is hear which is great, the flowers are in bloom and my sinuses are murdring me. also there are cute lttle bumble-bees which frolick around, however that means that there's other bugs who manage to consume 1/3  of my blood. however there are birds that come and eat the bugs that spread the pollen and eat my flesh, and all is well and fine, until they crap on my car. spring is the most festive season in terms of accepting how sh!*&% mother nature's sense of humor is. the first thing i thnk of when spring comes is my front lawn which is usually covered in dog crap and garbage from douche - bag passerbys to be entombed in the snow untl it dissolved into my yard to unveil the "gifts" of higher climates. however ther is a good side of spring (suprise suprise) but when i lived in toronto, spring meant, if you wer walking to school, you were going to find at least $5.00 and i usually did, lucky seven year old me. however another damper is that i dont LIVE IN TORONTO SO I DONT CELEBRATE SPRING. spring sucks, is muggy, full of bugs and mud and all sorts of trash and unwanted treasures. if i could, i would hibernate through spring.
i hope/ dont care if you like(d) my rant
have a good/ screw off/ day

school politics

school politics... a waste of time... what are you gonna tell your grandchildren? "well, drew the 3rd, i was school co- prez once, and.. uh... we didnt do shit.."
school co prez's have no authority at all, the only reason people do it is for popularity, hint only the popular kids run and get through to the finals. also, what have any co prez's ever done? except for jake brenneman, no other co prez has done anything. jake, howeverr was a fine leader, and i would most definately follow him into battle on any occasion, because he actually did something. he worked on using the compost at the school, and helped raise awareness towards keeping w-o green.
i pity the foo who dont vote for drew?
gotta be tz?
everybody is fairly fond of chris?
get your big mack?
no. i hate mcdonalds, that was a crappy, barely worthy of a parody, on kraft dinner, mr. t most likely doesnt support drew and i dont think everybody is "fairley fond" of chris, ive never mety heim, how would i know.
i finish this rant saying dont vote, its all a big joke...

a love letter: brian posehn to eva longoria

S, is for the way you Sleep at night
T, is for the way, i Talk of our lives.
A, is for me you will, Absolutely marry,
L, is for the way you'll Look away,
K, is for when ill Kill you someday,
I, is for the way ill Ignore the distance of 100 metres.
N, is for the way you Nearly got away,and
G, is for the way the way ill say Goodnight.

Y, is wondering WHY, you wont look in my eyes.
O, is overly Obsessed with you and me, and
U,  are the one i wish would also follow me.


Creepy.. i dont think i like my creative side...

poetry.... ish

I couldnt find any really good poems, so im just gonna post some lyrics, frankly i dont care if you dont like them, cause you dont have to read them. well here they are:

Wet My Bed - Stone Temple Pilots.

Hey everybody, where did Mary go?
Where did Mary go?
And where's my only cigarette?
Please think for me, I can't bare to
I'll just lie here for a while
Wet myself, wet my bed
I've readied it all for her, you know
Clean sheets, incense, a lots of fluffy pillows
Now soiled
And where's my cigarette?
Did you check the bathroom, the bathtub?
She sleeps there sometimes
Water cleanses, you know
Washes dirt away, makes new
Maybe she, maybe she, maybe she, maybe, maybe she swam away

                                                                                                             
Now this song, is one of the weirder ones ive ever heard, it has no rhyming scheme, no chorus and not really any music to it. this was off the first album I ever bought; Core, by the stone temple pilots, which in all seriousness are a very talented band for their time peiod. however this song struck me as very odd, and the way that i interpret it is of a man whose either stoned, drunk, hungover or crazy who is looking for a woman that he is absolutely obsessed with ( she totally stole his last cigarrette too!) then he deducts that she has "swam away" which i believe is code for dead. this song is pretty good, you should totally listen to it.

                                                                                                             

Ramble On -Led Zeppelin

Leaves are falling all around, It's time I was on my way.
Thanks to you, I'm much obliged for such a pleasant stay.
But now it's time for me to go. The autumn moon lights my way.
For now I smell the rain, and with it pain, and it's headed my way.
Sometimes I grow so tired, but I know I've got one thing I got to do...

Ramble On, And now's the time, the time is now, to sing my song.
I'm goin' 'round the world, I got to find my girl, on my way.
I've been this way ten years to the day, Ramble On,
Gotta find the queen of all my dreams.

Got no time to for spreadin' roots, The time has come to be gone.
And to' our health we drank a thousand times, it's time to Ramble On.


Mine's a tale that can't be told, my freedom I hold dear.
How years ago in days of old, when magic filled the air.
T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair.
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, her, her....yeah.


Gonna ramble on, sing my song. Gotta keep-a-searchin' for my baby...
Gonna work my way, round the world. I can't stop this feelin' in my heart
Gotta keep searchin' for my baby. I can't find my bluebird

                                                                                                                    

 

ramble on is close to one of my favorite zeppelin songs, and the tune to it is awesome. also i think the lyrics tale an epic tale of adventure, seeing as its based off of the hobit and lord of the rings books by j.r tolken

it is a most excellent song and if you havent heard it, you should totally check it out.