pet peeves, the wonderful speedbump in an otherwise great day. mine may be common, i f#*%^@# hate lines. lines are the most annoying things to have to deal with. i can be patient and if it is a fast moving line, then so be it. however what really grinds my gears are lines in fast food chain resteraunts like Mc donalds, burger king and most importantly KFC. i cannot count how many times i've been waiting in line for some delectable kentucky fried, when the people in front of me chose that the best time to decide what they want is when they arrive at the till. it always seems that i get the new guy who apparently has never been to a kentucky fried CHICKEN, in his life, "You wanna know what to get? well, theyve got chicken, and you know what else they got? FRIGGIN CHICKEN! MAKE AN ORDER OR GET OUT OF THE FLIPPIN' LINE!!!"
another problem is when your at the gorocerie store simply trying to get a measly box of k.d or something like that and you get stuck behind the old lady who's purchased 600 different items and has a coupon for all of them, "somewhere..." she always says with a chuckle as she searches through her duffelbag of a purse. ORGANIZE YOUR BLOODY COUPONS BEFOREHAND OR GET OUT OF THE FLIPPIN LINE!!!
Even in mcdonalds, the place of purveyence to negotiate on the price of some greasy commestales. the happiest place in the world, for fat people. every time i go to mcdonalds i already know what i want, thats why i go to mcdonalds, "quarter pounder with cheese and large fries, large coke to drink." however most people do not and i have to bear with their undecided swaying, finger twiddling, random sounds of "not knowing what to get" mcdonalds has been around since the '50's, theyve had the same quality meals since then and they are very well advertised, IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, YOUR OBVIOUSLY NOT HUNGRY ENOUGH! GET OUT OF THE FLIPPIN' LINE!!!!!
well that felt better to get that load off my chest. phew...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That actually made me "l-o-l" out loud.
ReplyDeletenice, good on ya! thatnks too i guess
ReplyDeleteUm, aside from the fat people comment, I enjoyed your rant.
ReplyDeleteLining up in Russia is a curious experience. People constantly bud in front of you and even shove you aside. No jokes. I have lost count of how many babushkas (old ladies) elbowed me out of the way to buy their metro (subway) tickets. I learned to keep my elbows out and shout "Nyet!" at even the most innocent-seeming people.
It was funny being back home the first few months. If I felt someone close to me in line at the grocery store I would get my elbows ready. Then I'd smile and remember where I was.
nice welcome back then... lol
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