ye spring is hear which is great, the flowers are in bloom and my sinuses are murdring me. also there are cute lttle bumble-bees which frolick around, however that means that there's other bugs who manage to consume 1/3 of my blood. however there are birds that come and eat the bugs that spread the pollen and eat my flesh, and all is well and fine, until they crap on my car. spring is the most festive season in terms of accepting how sh!*&% mother nature's sense of humor is. the first thing i thnk of when spring comes is my front lawn which is usually covered in dog crap and garbage from douche - bag passerbys to be entombed in the snow untl it dissolved into my yard to unveil the "gifts" of higher climates. however ther is a good side of spring (suprise suprise) but when i lived in toronto, spring meant, if you wer walking to school, you were going to find at least $5.00 and i usually did, lucky seven year old me. however another damper is that i dont LIVE IN TORONTO SO I DONT CELEBRATE SPRING. spring sucks, is muggy, full of bugs and mud and all sorts of trash and unwanted treasures. if i could, i would hibernate through spring.
i hope/ dont care if you like(d) my rant
have a good/ screw off/ day
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